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This human heart-shaped stress toy is perfect for whenever he has an argument with you -- I mean -- his mom -- I mean -- his boss. Well, whoever it might be.
Whether he loves Trump or hates him, this card is perfect.
Pillow talk becomes a lot easier with this two-sided gem.
Chocolate covered strawberries and fondue are tasty, but these naughty fortune cookies are fun.
Buy his favorite record and then dance to the music with this best-selling turntable, made for the modern day romance.
Get these heated insoles to help with his cold feet. No pun intended.
Chocolates aren't cliche -- guys like them too -- just not in heart-shaped form. This unique flavor is tasty and perfect for the occasion.
Romantic? No. Hilarious? Yes. Perfect? Absolutely.
Get the Sasquatch soap.
You don't actually need anything from this site. You can go about your day without buying an avocado-shaped purse or Poke Ball mug. Go pay your rent.