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Spoiler Alert: You don't actually need any of these things.
Whether we're taking a poop while scrolling through Facebook or taking too long to style our hair, the bathroom is a sacred place for millennials. We spend so much time there, so why not bring some joy into our favorite tiny room?
The best ideas always come up while we're in the shower. By the time we get out, we forget everything interesting or useful. Finally, someone created a waterproof notepad for you to write down grocery lists, gift ideas, annoying chores, or plans for world domination.
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Toothbrushes get smelly pretty quickly. And God only knows where your mouth has been. This toothbrush sanitizer will keep your pearly whites clean. Apparently it kills 99.99% of the Swine Flu virus...so the seller might still be facing some PTSD from 2009.
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Don't you hate it when someone leaves the faucet on a really high heat and then never turns it back to normal? This product might've been designed for kids, but realistically, adults need it just as much. As you'd imagine, red means it is hot. Blue means you won't burn your hand off. The product includes a set of batteries, and even has a spare, which is awesome because there are only so many products you're going to need to buy batteries for in the 21st century.
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How many arguments have you gotten into over cleaning out the shower drain? This inexpensive peel and stick hair trap is both sanitary and convenient. Now you can go about arguing over the hairs in the sink instead.
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Some people use a bath to relax, while others decide to host a private EDM party for 1. Forget the dumb candles and classical music -- blast those Coachella tunes.
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Shittens: They are exactly what they sound like. I came across this gem a few years ago and could not stop laughing. Their Twitter page is hilarious.
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Sure, you already have an iPhone case. And sure, you already text the other 15 hours of the day you're awake. BUT WHAT IF YOU'RE IN THE SHOWER? HOW CAN YOU TEXT?!
In case you had any hope to get away from your phone for five minutes, there's a legitimate waterproof iPhone case from LifeProof. I've used this thing while snorkeling. It really works under water. I'm a little sorry for showing you this, because now you really will never let go of your phone ever again.
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Everybody poops, but a stinky one will always be embarrassing. Instead of loud or super-obvious sprays, this stuff will make #2 seem much less anxiety-inducing.
Also, you have to watch their YouTube ad. It's one of those ads you actually want to watch, even if you typically think poop jokes are dumb.
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