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You look so good in blue, my Konstantine.
Remember the first time you caught fire? Instead of showing your love with a mainstream heart necklace, get one that says, "love is not like anything, especially a fucking knife". Or maybe save that lyric for your next fight.
Get a brand new Used (see what I did there?) necklace here.
Back in the day, nothing was more sacred than Myspace. The Top 8 was basically a major step in any teenager's relationship. This card will wake up any emo kid's black soul.
Get the card here.
Gather all of the concert stubs from when your favorite bands were still together! Remember when My Chemical Romance wasn't broken up, Blink 182 had Tom, and Taking Back Sunday had...well, that's a long list.
This scrapbook has room on the side, so you also can put in in the guitar picks you caught, set lists you saved (or memorized), or doodle in your favorite lyrics. Get the ticket stub diary here.
, hEven if the names "Pon and Zi" don't ring a bell right away, every scenester has seen the cartoons. Famous lines include:
"I'll just pretend to hug you until you get here." "I made you a cookie but I eated it." "When I put my lips like this, I want you to kiss me." Get the plush (or various cutesy, heartwarming prints prints) here.
There are two things that every emo teenager was obsessed with in 2005: The Nightmare Before Christmas, and My Chemical Romance. This shirt is a modern-day hipster's nostalgic dream. It comes in various sizes and styles for both men and women.
Get the top of your choice here.
Before Jack's Mannequin, and before Andrew McMahon in the Wilderness, there was Something Corporate. Your love story might involve some drama involving kissing a drunk girl (a redheaded bitch), but somehow, you'll always be his/her Konstantine.
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