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Your platonic BAE.
A ginger man-child travels back in time and befriends the world's only healthy alcoholic (who is also a robot), yet somehow, you two are still the crazier duo.
Get the Bender costume.
Get the Frye costume.
Everyone raves about Elmo and Big Bird on Sesame Street, but do you know who the real stars were? THE YIP YIPS. This hilarious video of them discovering a radio is comparable to the children of today who have no idea what a radio is. You and your best friend can feed off each other's weirdness by roaming around town shouting "yiiiiip, yipyipyipyipyipyip!"
Get the blue Yip Yip costume.
Get the pink Yip Yip costume.
OK, so this idea is slightly couple-ish, but if we're being honest, your relationship is VERY close. Borderline inappropriate close. People ask lots of questions. But that's okay. You wouldn't have it any other way.
Get the Burger costume.
Get the Women's Hamburgler or Men's Hamburgler costume.
Not enough attention is given to these clay legacies. You might remember seeing these characters in the late 80s or early 90s, but Gumby was actually created by Art Clokey in 50s after he finished film school at the University of Southern California. Clokey's first animated film was a 1953 three-minute student film called Gumbasia, a surreal montage of moving and expanding lumps of clay set to music in a parody of Disney's Fantasia.
Get the Gumby costume.
Get the Pokey costume.
If you're both tired of expensive costumes, you and your bestie can make this costume out of items already in your closet. All you'll need to buy is a pair of cheap rabbit ears, mouse ears, and glasses.
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