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Pay tribute to your favorite Coney Island Queen.
Nothing says "Lana" like a flower crown. This headpiece looks just like the one she wore in the Born to Die music video (although hers probably wasn't $11.99 from Amazon).
Get the Born to Die flower crown.
New proposed lyrics for this shirt: "Come on take a walk on the llama side. Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain. You like your alpacas insane."
Get the Llama Del Rey shirt (Men's sizes).
This crop top is one-size and available in two colors. It features a bunch of her hits, including Video Games, Born to Die, Blue Jeans, Summertime Sadness, National Anthem, Dark Paradise, and Cola.
Get the Lana Del Rey crop top.
Before you take a ride, make sure to put on those heart-shaped sunglasses. And maybe grab some Mountain Dew.
Get the Lana-inspired sunglasses.
Speaking of Mountain Dew...these earrings will help you complete the look.
Get the Mountain Dew earrings.
If your liquor is top shelf, you're eating soft ice cream, your name is Carmen, or your boyfriend's in a band (but not as cool as you), then you'll need to display this sign at your place.
Get the Coney Island subway sign.
Fun fact: "I Sing the Body Electric" is a poem by Walt Whitman from his 1855 collection Leaves of Grass. That's why in the song "Body Electric", Ms. Del Rey says, "Whitman is my daddy."
Furthermore, in 1969, author Ray Bradbury published I Sing the Body Electric, a science fiction anthology named after the poem and including a short story by the same title. The short story was based on a 1962 Twilight Zone episode that Bradbury had also written. Oh Lana and her mysterious ways. Get the Ray Bradbury book.
If the average person sees you wearing this shirt, they'll think, "Oh. She must be fond of Lana Del Rey." The real fans will laugh because they will know exactly what you mean.
Get the Lana Del Rey Pepsi Cola shirt. |
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