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Forget the bills -- just tell your landlord you bought a floating jungle gym and you're moving out.
Feel like a kid again with this 7 foot tall floating jungle gym! It can support up to 800 pounds, so as long as you have a large body of water, you can have lots of fun. And, if you really want to go the extra mile, you can attach a body launcher as well.
Get the floating jungle gym here.
Ancient civilizations told stories through hieroglyphics. Our generation prefers emojis.
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Nothing goes together better than friends and pizza. Create a combined pizza party and pool party with these floats that speak directly to your soul.
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Regular ol' ping pong is fun, but chasing after the dropped balls is a real pain in the ass (I didn't mean to make a weird innuendo there, I swear). Fortunately, you can enjoy the game again without constantly bending over and hurting your back...cause, you know, you're getting to be "so old".
Get the floating table tennis toy here.
Take the skills you've learned from college and bring it to the next level. I mean, why drink next to the pool when you can drink right inside of it?
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My first reaction when I saw this picture was that the image looked totally unrealistic. Then I realized I would totally pose just like that girl if I looked like her, and if I was that guy, I would totally be checking her out. Oh, and the float is really cool.
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