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Forget the bills -- just tell your landlord you bought a floating jungle gym and you're moving out.
Feel like a kid again with this 7 foot tall floating jungle gym! It can support up to 800 pounds, so as long as you have a large body of water, you can have lots of fun. And, if you really want to go the extra mile, you can attach a body launcher as well.
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Ancient civilizations told stories through hieroglyphics. Our generation prefers emojis.
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Nothing goes together better than friends and pizza. Create a combined pizza party and pool party with these floats that speak directly to your soul.
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Regular ol' ping pong is fun, but chasing after the dropped balls is a real pain in the ass (I didn't mean to make a weird innuendo there, I swear). Fortunately, you can enjoy the game again without constantly bending over and hurting your back...cause, you know, you're getting to be "so old".
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Take the skills you've learned from college and bring it to the next level. I mean, why drink next to the pool when you can drink right inside of it?
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My first reaction when I saw this picture was that the image looked totally unrealistic. Then I realized I would totally pose just like that girl if I looked like her, and if I was that guy, I would totally be checking her out. Oh, and the float is really cool.
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You don't actually need anything from this site. You can go about your day without buying an avocado-shaped purse or Poke Ball mug. Go pay your rent.